Jedi Needed To Induce Labor
I am nearing towards my due date and I am miserable. My child is about 9 lbs now and I still have 2 weeks to go. <br>
I was hoping that tonight's full moon will do the trick, but this child is as snug as a bug in my uterus.<br>
I'm looking for someone who possesses Jedi powers to use their mind tricks on my child to convince him to come early. The sooner the better.<br>
If you are a master in the way's of the Jedi please help me deliver this child! Many thanks and may the force be with you!
<li> Location: Springfield, MA
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<li> Compensation: Used Light Saber </ul>