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Jedi Needed To Induce Labor

Last Updated: Jul 23, 2011 11:51PM EDT
I am nearing towards my due date and I am miserable. My child is about 9 lbs now and I still have 2 weeks to go. <br> I was hoping that tonight's full moon will do the trick, but this child is as snug as a bug in my uterus.<br> <br> I'm looking for someone who possesses Jedi powers to use their mind tricks on my child to convince him to come early. The sooner the better.<br> <br> If you are a master in the way's of the Jedi please help me deliver this child! Many thanks and may the force be with you! <br><br><ul> <li> Location: Springfield, MA <li>it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests <li> Compensation: Used Light Saber </ul>

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